Oct 25, 2008

:VitaminJeff™ says:

So I was on messenger talking with my friend Jeff from California dudesss and we were talking about this and that..and then he goes like:

Usually over here in Cali if you can't even call on the weekend it's usually a couple reasons:

1. emergency
2. you don't give a fuck
3. you're in a coma
4. you're phone broke
5. you're out w/ other friends
6. you're out w/ another friend getting other benefits
7. you're lame and you're on myspace
8. you're lame and you're on facebook
9. you're broke and hiding
10. you've got alzheimers and can't remember
11. you have multi-personalities and they didn't flip back.
and finally...
12. drugs

I had to post this! It is so funny! You're so freakin funny Jeff dorkass cara de tonto!!
Bye:)

/b a c k. t o. t o p